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Statistically speaking, the United States is long overdue for another school massacre.

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"Who has two thumbs and might be a psychopath?" the man asked sarcastically.

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Leave your faucet dripping at night at least once in every new home. Just so you can know the difference between that or something under your bed drooling.

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As I was finally enjoying some calm at the deepest point of the Paris Catacombs after a full day expedition, I unexpectedly received a text message.

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Walking along the beach barefoot, I yelped as I stepped down hard on something sharp.

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I always tell my bipolar wife that she is the light of my life.

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My daddy's been drinking an awful lot tonight, and I think he just passed out.

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My best friend is reaching out for me in stunned disbelief, making inhuman gargling noises as his neck gushes blood.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Statistically speaking, the United States is long overdue for another school massacre.	228
"Who has two thumbs and might be a psychopath?" the man asked sarcastically.	228
[deleted by user]	228
[deleted by user]	227
Leave your faucet dripping at night at least once in every new home. Just so you can know the difference between that or something under your bed drooling.	227
As I was finally enjoying some calm at the deepest point of the Paris Catacombs after a full day expedition, I unexpectedly received a text message.	227
Walking along the beach barefoot, I yelped as I stepped down hard on something sharp.	226
I always tell my bipolar wife that she is the light of my life.	226
My daddy's been drinking an awful lot tonight, and I think he just passed out.	226
My best friend is reaching out for me in stunned disbelief, making inhuman gargling noises as his neck gushes blood.	226